Statistisize

stuh-tis-ti-sahyz
verb

1. The process of making something a stat.

(see. Stat)

1. I found 7 white deer in a 3 mile radius. I might statistisize that, so the public knows!

by Ryan Bizzzle April 18, 2011

spautistic

Spautism (pending inclusion in inclusion in DSM 6) derived from Sport and Autism is a mental illness suffered by many elite sports people who have trouble relating to normal people. This is, often characterised by the sports person's inability to talk or care about anything unrelated to their sport; looking blank and detached in social situations; and exhibiting 'odd' behaviour similar to home schooled children.
It isn't clear whether Spautism is a side-effect of the training and competition required to achieve an 'elite' level of performance, or that some naturally autistic people are better suited to the social isolation and repetition required to achieve that level of performance.

That chick over there is a gymnast
Yeah? Thats hot
But wait until you speak to her, she is severely Spautistic. Thats hard to get past
Oh thats a shame.

by ButtClassy December 3, 2016

statikstackz

A nigga all about making money 💰

He can lose it’s all and still find a way to make it back

Damn that nigga statikstackz really out here doin his thang !!

by Statikstackz September 25, 2019

Sadistic Breakdown

when someone breaks down from too much emotional or sensory input and the breakdown lasts from a few minutes to a few hours. when the breakdown is over they dont remember the stuff that happened during the time the breakdown was happening and they feel really sad about it. They feel lost, distant, and disoriented.

I'm sorry I called you a stalker greg, i dont remember it. I had a Sadistic Breakdown.

by sadsadist November 18, 2020

Sadistic

To enjoy the harm of others.

Elf is really fucking sadistic

by Gnar12 February 25, 2021

Super-Statist

A Super-Statist is a derogatory name for any individual that claims to be a Centrist. Super-Statists like to think they draw outside of the box while still being stuck within the confines of the box that has been provided for them. Super-Statists believe they are intellectually superior to those for whom sides they pick and choose from but appear intellectually inferior to those who are on the outside looking in. Super-Statists generally lean towards one political platform more than another but claim they don’t identify with either political platform even though they agree with certain things within the political system from each side.

“That Tim guy really is a Super-Statist.” “Right? He belittles those on opposing sides but adopts their ideas as he sees fit. What a Super-Statist.”

by VegiNugget August 23, 2022

Deep-statist

When someone gets so deep in deep-state monkey business, that it is no longer possible to tell if they are a state actor or not. Even for the agencies that may or may not be employing him.

Did you see Ron got indicted by the DOJ yesterday?

Yeah man, he's full blown deep-statist.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023