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static hoop

When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012
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Jihad Static

Laccin son Static. He’s a cuck and a Dork. Also gets rejected by Laccin’s Wife Lexi Daily.
by 83Wayz December 28, 2024
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static party

It's the party where all participants collectively agree to stay home and do nothing
Varun threw the sickest static party yesterday. He was a 120 degrees
by Vroonie April 28, 2023
mugGet the static partymug.

static

Bro was moving static”
by Wavy soul June 5, 2024
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Fanny Static

When your pubs stick out like an afro after a mad shag.
Man i was blasting the cheeks off this chick last night, when i pulled out i looked down to see some awsome fanny static!
by Adrena March 19, 2011
mugGet the Fanny Staticmug.

cactus static

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013
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