startle simulator

A subgenre of horror game that combines a walking simulator with sudden, jarring audiovisual shocks. Instead of building tension gradually, these games rely on abrupt loud noises and flashing images to elicit quick, visceral fright responses. This approach sacrifices narrative depth and atmosphere for cheap thrills, it is the lowest, cheapest and most abundant form found in horror because it takes little skill/effort.

- Did you hear about that new horror game "Back door horrors 9"? It looks like it's gonna be really scary.

- What? What are you talking about? That's obviously some startle simulator. The entire trailer is just popup images and boom sound effects. It's made for YouTubers to get meaningless screams out of them for clickbait.

by idontcare97098 February 19, 2025

Shirtless American

This is a self absorbed dumb ass heterosexual guy with a very low intelligence who walks around in public without a shirt on and wonders why other guys are looking him lustfully. He has no clue that not everyone in society is heterosexual and so he is baffled when other men look at him with lustful eyes. Also heterosexual guys and gay guys may have to divert their eyes when they see such a shirtless loser walking around. If a straight guy passes a self-absorbed shirtless guy he has to divert his eyes or else the shirtless dumbass might perceive him as "gay". If a gay guy walks by and perceives the shirtless loser, he might have to divert his eyes because the shirtless loser might not be someone he wants to sleep with.

Either way, whether you are straight, gay or bi no one wants to see a shirtless loser (AKA a shirtless American) walking around especially not in a foreign country where people have morals and basic decent standards.

by Bill Beef August 9, 2025

Fire Starters

Noun. adj, 1. The thought that when a womans breasts are so big that when rapidly rubbed together and with the help of spontaneous combustion they could ignite into flames.

Small titties could not be fire starters because they couldn't possible produce enough heat from the friction to ignite by themselves.

"Wouldja look at them fire starters on that bitch! I could sop them up with some 'biscuts n gravy'."

by mojo8772 March 7, 2009

audio startle

When you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you've got mail,Weatherbug, etc) scares the crap out of you. Can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an Aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)

I was already sitting on a poop knob when I received an audio startle that made me soil myself.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

convo-starters

Words or phrase used to start a conversation with a girl or stranger. It usually intended to make the second person interested and reciprocate.

Mustifa: Remember that girl we saw at mall.
Saka: Yeah, the blonde?.
Mustifa: We bumped into eachother again and we meeting for a date tonight.
Saka: Really!
Mustifa: Trust my crazy convo-starters

Saka: lol

by K Supreme April 8, 2018

Sticky starters

semen/sperm cells

The employee at ScMikeys said I had an attitude placing my duck sandwich order. So while he was making the duck sandwich, he stuffed the duck meat with his sticky starters and didn't even cook the duck meat.

by (qwp) November 2, 2021

Squirty starters

Appetizers laced with exlax

I ghosted this girl and she ended up being my waitress at Applebees. I think she gave me squirty starters in revenge.

by DollopOfDaisy December 25, 2021