Accrington Stanley

A football team in which no one has heard of - how ironic.

Boy: "Accrington Stanley, who are they?"
Other Boy: "Exactly"

by FootballMAD November 2, 2008

Dirty Stanley

When you sleep in the same bed as your sister and accidentally get her pregnant.

Wayne pulled a dirty Stanley, bet the kids gonna come out weird.

by Covidking April 19, 2020

The Full Stanley

A full Stanley is preferably performed by a gay Jewish midget or dwarf. It happens when an unsuspecting male (full sized) leans over a bar to give dap to the bartender and the little person reaches up and cups his balls with his little hands. It's ok if he is not Jewish, but he should be gay and small.

That dude just got the Full Stanley on his way out the bar. Man, that little dude is fucked up.

by Full Stanley November 29, 2011

south stanley

Stanley. A little town in Newcastle. Full of chavs and geordies. Full of stoners and alcoholics

Aye that shithole south stanley that’s where I live

by I live in stanley May 3, 2018

Soggy Stanley

A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.

I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.

by Nasty Poof January 10, 2008

Marnie Stanley

She is so amazing, she has lots of freckles, all the boys secretly want her she is someone who you can go to when your feeling down or you need someone to talk to she is very strong with words but not so much actions but watch out she will throw a punch if she has to.

Marnie Stanley is like so nice, she's the one to talk to.

by JessicaMolam August 8, 2016

Flat Stanley

An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.

It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.

Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”

Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023