Squeezin the cheese

You know when you really gotta use the bathroom but you don’t have a bathroom to go anywhere close so you just gotta hold it in? Yeah that’s squeezin the cheese. The actual act of holding in your bowel movement cause you have no other options

“Hey Tony… man… I have to blow a tube so bad but there is no where to go! I’m really squeezin the cheese right now!!! Help me out!”

by Mr. Yeast September 3, 2023

Sneezing squidward

When you not even hard but u still jizzing

"Hey man trisha just walked past my house today and I had a sneezing squidward"
"aww sweet "
"I had to change my pants in the car"

by Wawumba July 3, 2015

sweezing

When your child or animals starts to sneeze and then ends up wheezing cause of it.

My son was sweezing again last night I think we need to take him back to the doctor or give him a breathing treatment

by Tiffctinary July 27, 2016

sneezing in a satchel

Another term for "eating the pussy"

Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off

by satchelsneezer69 January 30, 2017

squeaming

verb (used without object), squeamed, squeaminig.
1. to wriggle, writhe , cringe, or curl your toes in disgust
2. to feel or display discomfort, distress, or disgust, embarrassment, pain, etc.:

noun
3. the act of being squeamish; a squeaming or wriggling movement.

He was seen squeaming whilst watching the surgeon cut into the patients brain.

by slothgirl69 October 26, 2017

sneezing on the dog

What happens during a blow job when you finish the deed and semen/spit drips out of your mouth and onto the other person's dick

"I was finishing up going down my man, when I ended up sneezing on the dog."

by cbreitenfeldt98 November 24, 2017

Squeezant

A fart.

He pressed his anus hard against to plane's seat and expressed a little squeezant. The noise went unnoticed, but the smell was going to be a little harder to manage.

by Zonal K October 9, 2019