Squeezing Maltesers

When you are busting for a pooh.

(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).

Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.

Oi Dave, where's the bog? I'm squeezing Maltesers..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

COVID Squeeze

When your girl has covid and squeezes her pussy tightly around your cock while she coughs during sex.

Kept trying to make he cough last night so she’d give me a covid squeeze.

My girls pissed because I came too quick, but she gave me a covid squeeze and I couldn’t pull out.

by Probation Cocktails December 28, 2020

Squeeze Soup

Pure, explosive, liquid shit blasting from the ass.

I’m so sick. I can’t hold this squeeze soup any longer.

Drank too much last night. Squeeze soup today.

I dropped off some squeeze soup and didn’t flush.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2018

squeeze a rumble

when your holding in a lot of pee and finally let it out

jeff: i have to go squeeze a rumble

hannah: is it because of all that apple juice you drank?

by yourmom.net November 2, 2019

My squeeze

You friend or homie, your good friend, someone that's always there for you

You're my squeeze
My squeeze is always there for me

by Drpepper2111 August 31, 2015

squeezing business

taking a large shit.
out of your asshole.

dude i have the runs and i'm squeezing business!

by eeea July 2, 2008

Champ Squeeze

To squeeze hands like a champion; The act of clasping your hands and shifting them from the left side of your body to the right and back again in an act of personal celebration or in a moment of accomplishment; a physical body gesture that says "Bravo!"; used a means of offering congraulations or "kudos" to another person.

Greg was seen giving a champ squeeze on the podium after placing first in the race.

by Piper Tyson January 17, 2013