spud gun

A highly offensive term used to describe one who indiscriminantly sprays ejaculate onto common household items.

I'm not going to use a towel at that Spud gun's house, and especially not his remote control!

by agienne September 10, 2007

Butt Spud

When a girl has crusty build up in her ass crack. Depending on the size they can be called "crater tots". If you slam her cheeks together, you can make "chips".

"She had so many butt spuds, you could go "bobbing for tots" all night long."

by No Ugos August 25, 2013

spud cakes

Male ejaculant

joe: Tom were you making spud cakes last night i tried to call you
tom: i was with my girlfriend and she milked me for all im worth

by Mcfiend March 12, 2014

Spud Juggler

A Spud Juggler is someone who is always playing with testicles, this also implies that they are having sex with men!

It can be aimed at both males and females!

Ash- Remember that James from high school?

Andy - Yeah! He was a right Spud Juggler him...

-or-

Ash - I always see Gemma with different men!

Scott - Yeah me too, she is a right Spud Juggler!

by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009

Spud Sticks

Thin fried potatoes. Also as chips or French fries.

I'll get the burger and spud Sticks.

by PotatoAddict November 24, 2020

spud dialler

A man who constantly plays with his bollocks.

"Get your hand out of your pants you spud dialler."

by SuperKP February 3, 2018

spud master

A teacher who is really cool but in all honesty is a complete moron.

You know Mr. Bowler? He's totally a spud master.

by StaleBiscuit June 20, 2016