sports car version

Someone who is the better looking version of a relative (usually a younger sibling).

Why settle for my brother when you could have the sports car version....

by shotscarolan February 9, 2009

Spotswood College

Full of druggies, vapers and thots. Normally referred to as Spotty C and is known to have loads of hood rats. Over all has the slikkest cunts in NP.

Person: Oh look at thoses horys
Another Person: Must be from Spotswood College

by Tiktokthotie_69 September 7, 2019

sportsman double

Old english for a mother and daughter threesome.

"so I hooked up with these two gals last night, 21 and the other had to be atleast 40!"

"Dude! You just pulled a Sportsman Double!"

by a-jizzy October 18, 2007

Sports invest

The investment of funds, paid to a bookie, betting on the outcome of a sporting event

"I need some extra cash, hmmm, i know, i'll throw three hundred bucks on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers, that has got to be a lock of the week"

by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005

sports babe

A mid-30's age woman who is unusually attractive and co-hosts sports shows and/or halftime shows next to rich middle-aged men.

Jack: What are you staring at, Joel?

Joel: That sports babe casting with that Tedy. She's so hot.

by Tallu309 May 19, 2011

Sports Wanker

adj; A term used to describe wankers that partake in sports; usually as a substitute for getting laid. Because of this, they will often become aroused by sports.

Jack: Dude, I was telling Tom about the time I nailed Lucy in this alley way but he just started talking about this football match that he won like a week ago.

Alex: Dont worry man, he's just a Sports wanker.

Jack: Yeah, what a tool.

by Simba//.. November 8, 2011

Sports twilight zone

It is the time when a man is preoccupied in any sports-related activity which include any sport fantasy games, and he cannot hear a word spoken to him; maybe even sometimes become agitated when being 'bothered.'

1. Whenever I try to talk to my boyfriend, javier, during a football game, he doesn't hear a word I'm saying; he must be in the Sports Twilight Zone.

2. My friend's boyfriend gets pissed off whenever she asks him questions during the basketball game.

by edlynnv November 27, 2011