morning sprinkler

The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

by Ed P. and Jay E. March 31, 2008

Sprinkling the bandaid

This is a term coined from the world of blunt rolling. It is only applied however when you have a blunt that has a leaf attached. After you roll the blunt you put a layer of weed on top of the leaf then wrap it around the blunt. The term bandaid comes as a nickname for the leaf.

Yo why is he wasting weed?
He's not man he's just sprinkling the bandaid

by C-Beezy-618 October 2, 2010

Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.

Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.

by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010

sprinkiies

A type of person that seems cute and sweet but is secretly a evil, sadistic asshole.

Wow she is totally sprinkiies.

by artsy cannibal May 16, 2015

shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.

by grosa October 9, 2016

sprinjing

the act of ejaculation following pressure on one's testicles

I never get any action because I'm way into sprinjing.

by commander_salamander June 16, 2016

Sprinkle dinkle

Sprinkle dinkle is the act of violently assaulting a random street bum after he is down you shove your shit inside of his mouth

Kyle found a man on the street begging for money and committed sprinkle dinkle

by Bigdaddytyreek69 November 8, 2019