Spring tester

Fat person. Expression often used by taxi drivers who had overweight punters approaching their cabs. Obviously the suspension springs were about to be put under more stress than normal.

Look at that those two women coming out of the shop. They are both a couple of spring testers!

by Kev in hants June 26, 2007

Spring Fake

Going on a "Spring Break" vacation even though you have graduated.

I can't wait for Spring Break! SPRING BREAK (YEAR)! WOOO!

- You aren't in school, you don't get a spring break.

SPRING FAKE (YEAR)!!!! WOOO!

by pooksmcgee February 6, 2010

spring broken

A condition characterized by psychological and/or somatic malaise, resulting from overzealous partying while on Spring Break.

Man, I'm so spring broken I feel like I did one too many shots of turpentine.

by shart attack December 17, 2012

spring onion

Term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.

Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.

by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013

Spring-Ford White

Describing a white kid in suburban Pennsylvania, specifically one who is rich and/or entitled. Usually a closet racist who refuses to admit that their aversion to black people, especially those who embody traditional black traits (braids, beads, curls), is morally wrong.

“That girl is so bad”
“Yeah but shes Spring-Ford white”

by sincerelyablackgirl August 10, 2022

spring club

the worst unit to ever exist and the owners suck

"zyx is a b*tch and his sh*tty @ss spring club server"

by negrolisious August 27, 2022

Spring bil snö penna

Do not say out loud in English, especially not if you're in Sweden. Doing so can lead to prison, or worse. Those who have tried have later disappeared, without any trace.

"Bror säg spring bil snö penna på engelska"
"Okej bror, Run car snow pen"
"Bror du är en bög"

by mr_penis May 22, 2023