Splum

A semi combonation of splooge and cum. It is a weak ejaculation do to physical status or poor sperm count. A weaker built person may splum verus a more in shape and heathy person who would climax normally.

The meager AV nerd splum as the cheerleader kissed his nutsack.

by Klusky March 28, 2005

Splumpkin

Getting a blow job while taking a dump.

I got her really drunk amd then she gave me a splumpkin

by Fatt Sakk March 29, 2005

Splurge

An evil indulgence causing bank accounts to suffer.

ha i was right kristen

To splurge is evil to bank accounts.

by fruity April 22, 2006

Slurm

This word was invented at the start at the century It means the rapture for all minecraft players when gabe Comes over and fucking annihilates your anus

Gabe:Slurm
Me:OHHH SHOT

by Rastikan March 6, 2019

the urge to splurge

When ya get really horny and want to jerk off

After seeing a Thicc BBW i got the urge to splurge

by Anigger7 January 30, 2017

splurge

when u go a long time without masterbating and u sit next to a fine ass chick in class and u cum in your pants

Holy shit dude the new girl was so fine that i splurged all over my pants

by hatedforsex April 16, 2007

splurge

1. having sex or being/acting like a hoe

2. baggin' or get to know someone

3. go out & do you

1. that bitch was splurgin at that party on Friday

2. Boy - i'm tryna splurge tonight

3. Girl - me & my boyfriend broke up! i'm splurgin tonight

by xkimberlee June 9, 2009