A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.
by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019
Get the Spider-Manmug. Chase Jeffrey. (He is NOT Spider-Man.)
(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.
by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025
Get the NOT Spider-Manmug. by Fast Spider May 31, 2024
Get the Spider Man Techniquemug. by DF_Symbiote September 3, 2019
Get the Spider-Manmug. You pull your erect penis out of her vagina and place it on your forearm extending past your wrist, flick your wrist down while you ejaculate on her face
“Man last night me and my girlfriend were role playing and it was super hero night so I did the SPIDER MAN all over her face”
by Pyiter pocker January 22, 2021
Get the Spider manmug. The act of turning over on your back during the process of hardcore intercourse just as your about to cum inside of your partner so that you shoot cum strait up into the air so that it hits the ceiling and appears to be a spider web.
Guy 1: I Spider-Manned all over Olivia’s ceiling last night.
Guy 2: damn I wish I had big enough balls to do that
Guy 2: damn I wish I had big enough balls to do that
by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019
Get the Spider-Manmug. Spider-Man is a fictional Marvel superhero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.
His powers include spider-strength, spider-agility, spider-sense that only works half the time, and the ability to use his super-sticky fingers through his suit.
His villains include a green nutjob on drugs, a mad scientist with prosthetic arms calling himself an "octopus", a black, sticky goo, a revenge-seeking Hollywood stuntman, a sandcastle, a bird, a sexualized cat, a hunter, another nutjob on drugs (except he's gray this time), water, a rabbit, electricity, a lizard, along with other guys.
His powers include spider-strength, spider-agility, spider-sense that only works half the time, and the ability to use his super-sticky fingers through his suit.
His villains include a green nutjob on drugs, a mad scientist with prosthetic arms calling himself an "octopus", a black, sticky goo, a revenge-seeking Hollywood stuntman, a sandcastle, a bird, a sexualized cat, a hunter, another nutjob on drugs (except he's gray this time), water, a rabbit, electricity, a lizard, along with other guys.
by Geek64 February 4, 2021
Get the Spider-Manmug.