spackle the den

To retire to the den, whereafter you immediately log on to internet porn and masturbate so profusely that you ejaculate all over the wall.

My wife was being a royal bitch last night, so I told her I would be back in a couple hours, I gotta go spackle the den.

by wally4444 July 31, 2011

crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.

Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

spackle pwnd

complete and utter mental ownage

Danica Hannis got spackle pwnd

by Nick Spaits February 2, 2008

Spacker

A word that I should be allowed to say.

Me: Hey I'm a spacker!
Marlin: Don't say that. It's a slur
Me: Shut up spacker, actually, it's not a slur, its British slang for a clumsy person.

by Ben_PGoT April 24, 2020

cum spackle

Said in Flernglish: "Clurm Sparckle"

It is when a male cums on an ass and the cum dries up, thus causing a blockage.

It can be used on anything, and it is really handy to clog many things with.

Person A: "Dude, I should totally cum spackle on that bitch."

Person B: "No man, you know what Jlirmmy would say about that."

by Daviel May 6, 2008

Spacker

The most offensive word in the world, usually used towards anyone with a disability. Anyone who uses this word ought to be brutally tortured. (I was born deaf)

Random guy: He's a Spacker cos he is in a wheelchair.

Me: *grabs him and knees him in the balls*

by .:[Elitestreuner}:. October 22, 2009

Sprackler

A tweeker, who spends countless hours performing mundane repetitive tasks such as cleaning, picking at their face, and never quite finishing anything except their bag of tweek

That Jessica is such a sprackler, did you know that she worked on the computer for 18 hours straight and it still doesn't work right?

by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004