Network Solutions

A euphemism for Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible. See scam, conflict of interest, corporation, corporate personhood, and damn well please.

When you call Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible "Network Solutions" you may trick someone into thinking that they're legitimate.

by Downstrike September 20, 2004

infinite solutions

A youtube show that helps people with useful tips.

John: Have you seen the infinite solutions carpet cleaning quick tip?!!

Peter: Yea! It really works!

by Mark Eriksson August 1, 2008

solutionizer

A person that provides a solution to a problem.

As a solutionizer, Lee was always able to find a solution to the problem.

by Lee Salzmann April 29, 2008

solutionista

A person who excels at offering solutions to situations or problems or challenges

The marketing solutionista came up with the perfect gift idea for the company's themed party.

by solutionista April 19, 2016

Solutionist

Problem solver.

David Moody is a solutionist. He can assess any incorrect situation or task with the development of an alternate, more effective and pro efficient method for the better of all of which it intels.

by Storm Da Mood July 6, 2023

simple solutions

A book that is a supposed learning tool, but is comprised of anything but simple problems. Normally results in: The losing of hair, suicidal thoughts or actions, and the destruction of one's property around them.

Um... What happened to your house?

I had the kids doing their simple solutions homework.

Ohh.

by LUCKYLAGAPPLE January 15, 2018

master solutionist

A Maser Solutionist is an individual who has been certified in permaculture design and has evolved to excellence in 22 separate modalities of this sustainable and observational design science. (Aquaponics, greenhouse management, farm business planning, organic gardening, natural pond design, cob house design, eco home design, fermentation, earthworks, etc). A master solutionist lives in harmony and congruence to regenerative action. A Master Solutionist never acts in force or fights for change. Master Solutionists vow to teach others and to show the norm of society by example how to live a congruent lifestyle. This lifestyle is in harmony with mankind and in nature. A Master Solutionist pays particular attention to their own cause and effect. They are also very keen to there local environment and support small local businesses, but mostly supply themselves the majority of there own needs by growing and preserving food. They focus on themselves rather than what is wrong in the world, or with others in the government, or society. A Master Solutionist simply and peacefully stops participating in convenience mentality, globalization, or separatism.

Solutionism, Solutionist, and Master Solutionist

coined by Permaculture Design Instructor:

Adriane Hovey 2016

Master Solutionist Adriane is bringing homegrown tomatoes to the next door neighbor.

by be a solutionist January 16, 2018