by Wiseman July 25, 2006
A piece of excrement -
1. Generally large in size, or of an odd consistancy. Not being able to flush away your waste, or having to strain to even expel it, points to it being an awkward soldier.
2. Also used as an indirect insult, to someone who is hard to get rid of.
1. Generally large in size, or of an odd consistancy. Not being able to flush away your waste, or having to strain to even expel it, points to it being an awkward soldier.
2. Also used as an indirect insult, to someone who is hard to get rid of.
1. When Tommy finally came out of the bathroom, everything pointed towards an awkward soldier.
2. I'm not saying Jake shouldn't come round AT ALL, but he's a fucking awkward soldier.
2. I'm not saying Jake shouldn't come round AT ALL, but he's a fucking awkward soldier.
by Metalspork November 13, 2007
Beers consumed behind the wheel of a vehicle. Preferably a 16 oz. High Life behind the wheel of an '74 Vista Cruiser.
by shinebox March 15, 2003
by cadillac rider 13 May 13, 2006
A toy soldier may be a friend, an acquaintance, or a follower to a cause. They may be emotionaly connected to you, but they are "expendable" to a greater cause (usualy pertaining to the protection of a friend). because they are "expendable" they are refered to as toy.
" I got toy soldiers learkin round the corners, dont test me, cause any of them are willin to do what they need...."
by ~Conundrum~ July 17, 2009
When the male penis becomes shriveled and shrinks, considerably reducing its size to that of a five year old child.
I cant get out of the pool right now, i have a bad case of shrunken soldier.
Just thinking about fucking that girl gives me shrunken soldier.
Just thinking about fucking that girl gives me shrunken soldier.
by Ryder "Danger" Sturt January 30, 2007
Dolf Lundgren received a metal pipe to the forehead in Universal Soldier: Regeneration thus transforming him into a Unicorniversal Soldier.
"Jimmy didn't make it back from the mission. He is now a Unicorniversal Soldier."
"Jimmy didn't make it back from the mission. He is now a Unicorniversal Soldier."
by dakerd February 21, 2010