A piece of excrement -
1. Generally large in size, or of an odd consistancy. Not being able to flush away your waste, or having to strain to even expel it, points to it being an awkward soldier.
2. Also used as an indirect insult, to someone who is hard to get rid of.
1. Generally large in size, or of an odd consistancy. Not being able to flush away your waste, or having to strain to even expel it, points to it being an awkward soldier.
2. Also used as an indirect insult, to someone who is hard to get rid of.
1. When Tommy finally came out of the bathroom, everything pointed towards an awkward soldier.
2. I'm not saying Jake shouldn't come round AT ALL, but he's a fucking awkward soldier.
2. I'm not saying Jake shouldn't come round AT ALL, but he's a fucking awkward soldier.
by Metalspork December 9, 2007
Get the awkward soldiermug. Beers consumed behind the wheel of a vehicle. Preferably a 16 oz. High Life behind the wheel of an '74 Vista Cruiser.
by shinebox March 14, 2003
Get the road soldiersmug. A toy soldier may be a friend, an acquaintance, or a follower to a cause. They may be emotionaly connected to you, but they are "expendable" to a greater cause (usualy pertaining to the protection of a friend). because they are "expendable" they are refered to as toy.
" I got toy soldiers learkin round the corners, dont test me, cause any of them are willin to do what they need...."
by ~Conundrum~ July 16, 2009
Get the toy soldiermug. by cadillac rider 13 May 20, 2006
Get the street soldiermug. Dolf Lundgren received a metal pipe to the forehead in Universal Soldier: Regeneration thus transforming him into a Unicorniversal Soldier.
"Jimmy didn't make it back from the mission. He is now a Unicorniversal Soldier."
"Jimmy didn't make it back from the mission. He is now a Unicorniversal Soldier."
by dakerd February 20, 2010
Get the Unicorniversal Soldiermug. When the male penis becomes shriveled and shrinks, considerably reducing its size to that of a five year old child.
I cant get out of the pool right now, i have a bad case of shrunken soldier.
Just thinking about fucking that girl gives me shrunken soldier.
Just thinking about fucking that girl gives me shrunken soldier.
by Ryder "Danger" Sturt December 13, 2008
Get the Shrunken soldiermug. Those who survived the mcr mind fuck,
it lasted about four days
and it was when my chemical romance's changed there official page and put a strange tv in its place,
many my chemical romance fans, gathered on there facebook page and speculated on album releases,
they can also be called mcr zombie
they sacrificed many hours of there lives and can be distinguished by the band t-shirts and red tired looking eyes
it lasted about four days
and it was when my chemical romance's changed there official page and put a strange tv in its place,
many my chemical romance fans, gathered on there facebook page and speculated on album releases,
they can also be called mcr zombie
they sacrificed many hours of there lives and can be distinguished by the band t-shirts and red tired looking eyes
september soldier 1:i think the tv is a clue to there new album!
september soldier 2: i can't waaait!
september soldier 2: i can't waaait!
by Kimbocat September 8, 2010
Get the September Soldiermug.