The Pakistani Snowblower

An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.

*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*

Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ August 29, 2018

SnowBlower

A warm alcoholic beverage with Michigan origins. This Cocktail made with cranberry juice, cinnamon, clove, lemon, and spiked heavily with rum is usually served around the winter holidays. This festive refreshment renders even the most conservative drinker into a sloppy lush with overwhelming urges to high five and hump other guests.

"holy shit! I got trashed on SnowBlowers at the office Christmas party and humped the VP. I hope I'm not fired."

by Mandtastic December 29, 2013

Snowblower

When a man/woman covers their mouth and eyes with their hands, and then starts to sniff real hard while another man/woman simultaneously farts on a massive pile of cocaine, sending a blow-infested fart cloud careening into the lucky guy/girl's nose.

"Birry you'll never guess what I did last night. I gave Phir a snowblower in front of his grandparents!"

by JuanitoElJefito March 10, 2009

Undercover Snowblower

A sexual maneuver which involves a BJ under the covers, then spitting it all over the dudes stomach - then probably rubbing the blanket on it and you end up getting banged in the butt by the same dude, thereby having the "snow" rubbed all over your back as well. Also it probably has something to do with night time.

Last night I got so drunk I ended up giving a guy an undercover snowblower.

by bskullheadface April 29, 2015

Snowblower

Getting sucked off by a girl past the point of ejaculation. Getting sucked until you are limp again.

Last night Karen gave me an amazing snowblower. There was no need for cleanup when we were through.

by Dick Noughty March 31, 2009

Carpet Snowplow

When you are doing doggy style on the ground, however, the receiver has their arms held behind their back and they are being pushed along the carpet by their chin. Thus, receiving a carpet burn on their chin. Warning, it's not to be confused with Reverse Carpet Snowplow.

"Did you see Kylin this morning? She defs did the carpet snowplow last night, her chin is inflamed"

by I feel it cummin September 11, 2018

Snowblowed

When someone is doing cocaine off someone else's butt hole and they fart while your nose is over the affermentioned butthole and it shoots up your nose

Man! Me and this girl was doing some cocaine and I went down on her asshole, and she snowblowed me!!

by Javithenavi April 22, 2018