sneak bowl

A bowl of cannabis that is smoked before an unwanted party shows up.

"Hey man, let's do this sneak bowl before Brett comes over."

by J-Dub and Tizzat March 07, 2010

Sneak-in at Burneys

Describes the action of 3 friends (Usually highschool age) sneaking back into one of their houses after a night of debauchery. The defining characteristic being that 1 of the 3 friends is completely black out drunk, this individual is shit faced past the point of executing the most basic of motor functions. While they are still breathing, with a very low pulse, no visible signs of life remain. The 2 friends of lesser drunkness carry out the task of lifting, dragging, pulling, and pushing him/her through a window designated as the most undetectable entry point. If any authoritative figures happen to wake up and catch them, they must quickly straiten "Burneys" Raybands and put on a skillful puppeteers act which successfully fools the authority figure. They then place "Burney" on his side and pass out. This word was inspired by the movie "Weekend at Burneys".

"Bro you should'a been there, he was so drunk that we had to dislocate his left shoulder to get him through the sneak-in window. THEN, we created the illusion of full mobility and mental lucidity by skillfully conducting his legs, arms, torso and head movement, I even had to throw my voice a few times. It was a real Sneak-in at Burneys.

by Thugnasty7 May 01, 2015

sneak skeet

To skeet on an unsuspecting victim, preferably while the victim is sleeping.

Last night while Janet was passed out, I pulled it out and gave her the old sneak skeet all over her face.

by invasionpictures August 05, 2009

sneak date

(n.) A two person outing in which one party is unaware that the outing is a date until it is in progress.

He said we were just going to grab coffee and study for finance but when I arrived and saw him overdressed and drenched in cologne I became painfully aware it was a sneak date!

by RhetoricalRed September 12, 2009

Sneak Peek

Secretly watching porn in a friends house with other people present, but unaware.

Guy 1: hey what are you watching?
Guy 2: nothing...
Guy 1: is that porn?!?!
Guy 2: uhhhhhhh...
Guy 3: get the fuck out of my house!!!!
Guy 2: I was just getting a sneak peek!

by Cranman11 May 27, 2016

pimp on the sneak

a pimp on the low walking the streets, attending your school, going to your parties and you'd never know because he's playing your girl right under your nose and walks out cool without a scratch on him (except those on his back from your girl's nails)

Marcus-"Damn, Wes is a pimp on the sneak. He's slangin' all the hoes because his game is so fly, but on the low for real. If you turn your neck, your dame will go missin'!"

by fosacchi April 20, 2006

sneak attack

1. The art of sneaking your unit into a chick's ass when you're doing her doggy style. (Note: This generally is not met with a good response)

Well, I pulled out and then sneak attacked her. She didn't even know what hit her.

by Zark January 20, 2005