smishing

The usually involuntary act of clenching the anus while in the middle of passing a bowel moving. This generally leads to a messy situation.

I've been smishing a lot late, it's a good thing I bought stock in Charmin!

by snugw0w April 16, 2009

Gallon Smashing

An internet trend that revolves around going to a supermarket and smashing gallons of milk on the floor, pretending you dropped them by accident. Then you must pretend you slipped in the milk, to shock innocent bystanders. It is all usually filmed from a shopping cart, discretely. You get bonus points if you pretend to slip and slide in the milk when someone tries to help you up.

10 points = went gallon smashing
20 points = made a huge mess
30 points = pretended to slip over in milk
40 points = got a reaction out of a fellow shopper
50 points = pretend to be unable to stand up straight due to slippiness of milk on supermarket floor.

by swag_sawg December 22, 2013

Smashing Blumpkin

A blumpkin of great magnitude.

Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"

Brit Accent Guy: "That blumpkin was smashing!"

Pirate: "Aye, Smashing Blumpkin i'twas sir."

by John Butz August 19, 2004

smashing

When you guy going hella fast or be out on those chargers(police). Mostly used in the bay area.

That one white 5.0 in East Palo Alto was smashing on the pigs yesterday.

by heeey May 13, 2008

Smashing eggs

The act of two males either:

(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.

Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.

by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015

Smashing

An expression coined as a result of a good display or an event drawing amazement and worthy of appraisal.

Teacher: What is 2+2
Student: Ummmm...4
Teacher: Yes, smashing!

by BuildThatWall December 25, 2018

castle smashing

When 2 women aggressively slam their breasts against each other

Lisa and Mariah enjoyed castle smashing each other for hours.

by daBoss April 29, 2014