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snoochie boochie noochie

When one, i.e. Jay, wants to describe weed to non-stoners.
question: How do we relax?
answer: Snoochie boochie noochie!
by Maria T. May 4, 2003
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snoochie boochie noochies

by Jay & Silent Bob November 6, 2003
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smoothie

A smoothie is a cold, fruit-based blended drink. It is usually composed of a variety of fruits and sometimes yoghurt to thicken the concoction.
"I ordered a strawberry-banana smoothie with a mutlivitamin booster and it was go-od!"
by Rudie April 10, 2006
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salmon smoothie

A mixture of menstrual (period) blood and semen. Typically post coital.
She was on top of me and it was like a salmon smoothie down there afterwards
by SheSaidItFirst January 10, 2019
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Nuclear Fallout Smoothie

(Can be used as a noun or verb.) To perform a Nuclear Fallout Smoothie, at the end of intercourse one person must release all bodily fluids into the mouth of a recipient. For a male, he would have to cum, burp, vomit, piss, shit, cry, sweat, and bleed into the recipients mouth. For a female, the sperm can be replaced with menstrual fluids.
Note: The Nuclear Fallout Smoothie has never been performed successfully.
(Verb)
Colin: "They say I'm atomic."
Krantz: "Why is that?"
Colin: "Because I Nuclear Fallout Smoothie those bitches."

(Noun)
"Danny, is something the matter? You've hardly touched your Nuclear Fallout Smoothie."
by Colin Davis October 10, 2006
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skoochie

a girl who acts like a skank, a hoe, and a hoochie.

skank hoe hoochie skallywag
Damn, this club is full of scandalous schoochies!
by Rocky Mavia January 11, 2005
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Hot Dog Smoothie

Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.
Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.
by jake August 20, 2004
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