shitwee

A.k.a a kiwi.

That brown fuzzy little creature in the produce section of your local grocery.

"Hey Ray Ray, why don't you shut the fuck up, get your lazy ass off the couch, and grab me a shitwee from the fridge"

or

"go ahead, you deserve it, get yourself a shitwee"

by teddy smith March 26, 2008

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Smitey McSmiter

The thing that Dean Winchester called Castiel, referring to how powerful Castiel is.

"He's like, Smitey McSmiter."

by Tabbehkitteh August 11, 2012

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smitten

Can mean being in love. Also the past participle of smite, meaning to strike or hit.

Kay is smitten with Mark. I can tell she is in love.
When they launched the catapault, the castle lay smitten.

by nannybear1023 September 15, 2015

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I'd smite that

An expression suggesting you would like to kiss/have sex with the person. Used similarly to 'tap that', but generally used in a comical way (with a quick *suggestive eyebrows* for good measure).

*hot guy walks past*
"Ooh, I'd smite that!" *suggestive eyebrows*

by drawnmusic December 9, 2008

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Lousy cold sleet/snow weather that is miserable to deal with in any circumstance but is especially shitty when it is in the forecast for weekends. Shitweather is usually most irritating when it occurs on summer long holiday weekends of Memorial day, 4th of July and Labor day. Shitweather sucks the life out of anyone trudging through the week with the only solace being the possibility of a few brief hours of sunshiney, warm, soul restoring respite from the cold bitter worlds mocking of your misery.

FUCK! The weather channel says clear warm and sunny all week with nothing but shitweather starting Friday through Sunday. Goddamn how I HATE Fucking SHITWEATHER!!!

by The-Hawk May 20, 2011

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