Smeg

When someone called "Meg" steals something. An abbreviation of "It's Meg".

"URGH, has anyone seen my medication? It's gone missing from my bag."

"Smeg"

by rjtl77 July 08, 2023

Smeg

a baby or a stupid person (sh-meg)

hey you won't jump of a cliff oh, your a smeg

by shady dude March 21, 2022

Smeg

somebody who needs a wash or doesn’t know how to wash properly

Sam:i stink
ally:ew you smeg

by kmc.x January 29, 2018

smeg

1. liquidized crap

2. dried/crusty semen

1. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head (see Wayneth Buckleus)

2. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode.

by bread infection November 23, 2009