Slurpee Tej

When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.

Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.

by acutefurry_17 March 21, 2021

Wisconsin Slurpee

Drinking sauerkraut and Yoo-hoo from a Wisconsin man's anus.

The Kayes left the party early because his wife was yearning for a Wisconsin Slurpee.

by Running4ck April 15, 2023

siberian slurpee

A sex term where you snort cocaine out of one's asshole until they shit themselves.

"Hey Louis, I heard Zoe gave a siberian slurpee to two dudes last night. Nasty!"

by bob-ama-hrod17 January 11, 2017

dumpster slurpee

When you nut in a girl's ass and then she shits it out into a cup and you then slurp it up with a straw. The highest quality ones are made with diarrhea.

Dude, I just ate me and Maria's dumpster slurpee

by Stanchee June 12, 2019

slurpee daddy

like a sugar daddy but instead of money he provides you with an endless number of slurpees

" did you hear???? willa got a new slurpee daddy!!! "

by willajane April 11, 2023

Durfee Slurpee

A sock placed over trouser trout to fight off Sunday scaries, thrown over bunkbed upon discharge.

“After too much hungry howies and another Lions loss, Skydump left to Durfee Slurpee his Phelps Hall fingerling potato”

by Glenn Van Dumpins January 08, 2023

missouri slurpee

When you bust a load so large in a girl that it's practically like a slurpee when you shove a straw in there and sip.

I made myself the best Missouri Slurpee last night!

by Eagle1vazquez November 15, 2017