Somalianic

So janky and haphazardly made that the subject in question could only have been made in somalia

Man, I picked up a 1970's toyota for 500$. shit was somalianic

by WUP March 6, 2010

Somalians

all somali people told u sahra do shit nigge do shit

Sahra the somalians i told u so

by Bilal the niigeee December 20, 2013

somalian beedle dial

haveing sex with a man and then ejaculating in his arse and licking it out as he sucks on the other mans dick, then kissing each other and swallowing while both partners have the cum in there mouths.

man 1: hey, would you like to try a somalian beedle dial?

man 2:yeah definatly

man 1:ok

by hairy beedle October 13, 2009

somalistani

1.Someone who loves pakistan a lot, but is sadly a somalian.

These type of people wish to marry a pakistani in the future.

2. A mixed race Somalian and Pakistani
Has issues with deep fried chicken and leather.

e.g

Sue was a somalistani

by purple30 January 7, 2013

Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Somalian Mudslide

When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass

Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!

by ArtsyLocus May 2, 2018

somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner

"Did you somalian slap that bitch"

by Andy grapes May 5, 2018