Slippery Samson

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.

Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.

by JazzyJews September 20, 2020

slippery skank

A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!

Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?

Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...

by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

Slippery Willy

The nickname given to former president Bill Clinton for slinging dick and being a sand-baggin son of a bitch.

Slippery Willy did have sexual relations with the woman.

by Gator Johnny July 8, 2019

Slippery Snake

A back stabbing,lying, two faced hoe that likes to act fake to you and then goes behind your back.

Apparently *snakes name* is a slippery snake.

by Adirondackhillbilly69 September 9, 2018

Slippery sunrise

After a long night of hard, kinky butt sex; you gather up the leftover truffle butter. When it is morning, and that beautiful sunrise peaks, you lather that man jam all over her face and eyes. So she can see the true beauty of that slippery sunrise ( :

Guy 1: dude like my girlfriend had never really seen a sunset until this morning
Guy 2: why not?
Guy 1: because she had never seen it with butt jizz in her face before
Guy 2: what .. you mean like a slippery sunrise?

by J Pete May 30, 2018

slippery tunnel

A sexual term which entails someone jacking off a man. When he cums in the hand of that person, he/she rubs it all over their fist to lubricate it, and proceeds to fist him anally.

Jill took Jack on a ride through the slippery tunnel.

by Carmela Morrison October 8, 2007

slippery harpoon

The sex act of lubbing up the penis and attempting to shove it into any and every orifice of your partner's body.

Jack went nuts at the party and attempted a slippery harpoon on Jane and all her friends.

by Diso Stick 65 April 27, 2010