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spring slinky

"I have got a spring slinky in the Robinson mall."
by hydorus shui October 2, 2023
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THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
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Slinky Boing

When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.
I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics
by thiccy biggums April 18, 2019
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Slinky

Short for the term sneaky link. A sneaky link/slinky is someone you hook up with in secret for sex or something if the sort.
I called my slinky the other day and we goofed around behind the school
by Outlawzen December 30, 2022
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brown slinky

when theres just a fat shit log dangling out your ass, but you dont have the physical strength necessary to push it the rest of the way out so its just kinda hangin there
"im shitting at work"
"is it just hanging out of your ass rn"
"brown slinky"
by cunt7654565456543456 July 30, 2022
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European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.
by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012
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Stinky Slinky

When you put it where it stinks, pull it out and slap your old lady in the face with it
by Mak19993 January 15, 2023
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