European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.
by Lev Sportsinterviews January 25, 2012
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.
by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 08, 2025
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slinky doodle

A slinky doodle is a man's penis that looks like a drawn pencil penis; small and unpleasureable.
That guy seriously has a slinky doodle.
by realistically_honest August 24, 2017
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Mud Slinky

Damn Brad, look at the ass on Sammy, I’m sure gonna try to get in that mud slinky tonight.
by Your a neuron February 26, 2020
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beef slinky

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.
Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy
by Mr.Twang July 14, 2014
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spring slinky

"I have got a spring slinky in the Robinson mall."
by hydorus shui October 02, 2023
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Slinky Boing

When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.
I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics
by thiccy biggums April 19, 2019
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