Short for the term sneaky link. A sneaky link/slinky is someone you hook up with in secret for sex or something if the sort.
by Outlawzen December 30, 2022

A metal device that retracts and expands when handled by a very annoying person. A thin, flat metal wire that spirals up around 50 times. A slinky can be used to annoy everyone and everything around the person that wields it. This device has been known for its stair-stepping abilities.
by That.One.Guy... January 4, 2017

When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.
I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics
by thiccy biggums April 18, 2019

by notshabbi July 13, 2014

To masturbate
“Stop clinkin’ the slinky and get a fucking wife!”
“I can’t… I’m forever alone… like if u cri evrytiem.”
“I can’t… I’m forever alone… like if u cri evrytiem.”
by ACT_ACT_ACT January 26, 2025

It has happened that an extremely prolapsed rectum (pink sock) can slip out and get tangled in a bicycle sprocket or other machinery, resulting in the unraveling, then coiling of one's intestines, giving one a PINK SLINKY.
Thomas had himself quite the fabulous Pink Slinky. His go to party trick was to yank down his trousers, release the coiled Pink Slinky, whereupon he would bounce around the room like Tigger the tiger.
by Red monster boy November 10, 2024

there will be a slinky in the gift bag
by 20AItani April 15, 2023
