lip service

telling someone what they want to hear.

could be used to get something, or get out of a lecture

you: yea im listening clean the bathroom im on it
dad: you're not just giving me lip service are you

by bon roxor May 14, 2004

served-my-country

An expression when a non-military individual expresses their appreciation for one who is currently serving in a uniformed military capacity, often in conflict zones around the world. This expression can take on verbal and often physical intimacy.

Upon his arrival at the international airport, they eagerly went to her parked SUV where she "served-my-country" with absolutely no inhibitions.

by BravSKot1297 October 14, 2022

Motorway service station

n. a beautiful potential utopia of blended cultural identity and class spolit by mass commercialism, wanky products and a mentality based solely on ripping people off due to complete lack of alternatives.

see all blue signs with knifes and forks on!

by anticon February 1, 2005

Grandma Serving

A serving of food that is at least four times bigger than the suggested serving of what you are eating

"You want to go out for some pizza later?"
"No thanks, man. I had a grandma serving of ice cream at lunch."

by Kindagawky December 7, 2009

king service

A sexual practice where the male is seated and a female performs falletio while on her knees. It is often accompanied by the female providing lavish complements to the man related to his verility, intelligence and charm.

I was really horny after a very successfully week after a lot of hard work. I knew my wife wouldn't care. I checked out the BP ads and was able to meet a very attractive escort who provided king service for less than $100. I left smiling and felt rewarded for my hard work.

by Bikeboy50 March 7, 2014

canadian service

An especially polite blowjob where the blower's mouth is full of maple syrup.

Dude did you hear about Nick? He got the Canadian service from Ashley after the party yesterday. They made a sticky mess in the kitchen.

by shrike92 October 21, 2015

Selective Service

The federal cabinet agency of the US Government that pools registrations of all US males ages 18 to 26 for possible coerced enlistment in the military in the event of a war.

While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.

Look at Selective Service forcing all these young Americans to sign up..what a Soviet like agency.

by Piranha May 17, 2006