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Saga

A Scandinavian girl name. In most languages from that area it literally means "fairytale" but actually refers to a Norse goddess who could see into the future. Thanks to the word having other meanings it often leads to jokes and confusion whenever the word or name is used.

Most Sagas are girly girls but some are hardcore tomboys. The latter are much more rare though.
Person: I really like The Twilight Saga!
Saga: *is confused*
by WordzWiz April 22, 2018
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shagadelic

"man this chick is shagadelic!!!"
"omg tammy...see that shagadelic dude?he's ashanty's bf can u bolive that?"
by Dee RULz October 30, 2007
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Saagar

The savoir of mankind (you can never use His name in a sentance).
Bow down to Him (Saagar)
by ? February 9, 2005
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Steven Seagal

A professional 80's pornstar who moved on to acting in the 90's. As soon as the 80's were over, he stopped making pornos just like THAT. Before his porno career he was a professional gay bodybuilder who occasionally dabbled in strongman competitions. He dominated that one where he lifts the boulder all over the place. While he was doing this, he often squinted and looked constipated, but doody would eventually drop out of his ass as he victoriously finished.
In his pornos he was most notoriously known for ponytail penetration. That is, he stuck his ponytail in some poontang. He inspired 2girls1cup with his 80's feature 2girls1ponytail. Many of his other scenes show him in the background beating off to 3 orgies: girl/girl, guy/girl, guy/guy. His most famous pornos are "Aikido in a Speedo" and "Out for an Orgy". In the former he is seen dancing around with pigtails wearing a pink speedo in front of many Japanese girls. He got banned from the porno industry for snapping the necks of too many co-stars. Seagal also forgets to wipe after he takes a dump. He just uses the residue as a quick source of hair gel. His action movie career was most impressive. He does an excellent job as the antagonist in Kindergarten Cop and he also plays as that one convict in ConAir. He's the convict with the ponytail who is burned by Cyrus The Virus for stealing his plane. It's false to say he is fat because he was absolutely RIPPED in out for a kill.
Why is the sky blue?

Because Steven Seagal did porn in the 80's...
by WAFFLESTOMPER666 October 20, 2008
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Slagashga

Someone who is a slag :) but its cool cos it sounds swedish (Y)
1. Nikki is a Slagashga
2. Rose is not a Slagashga
by BlapBlap-x March 7, 2009
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The Twilight Saga

The Twilight Saga the most hated book on the internet, remember when Harry Potter got all the hate from Lord of The Rings and Narnia fans well this is the same thing Harry Potter fans hating Twilight.

Twilight is a vampire romance story between Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, but Jacob Black also fancies Bella.

Robert Pattinson is also fit
Chav: The Twilight Saga sucks.
Chav 2: You got that right.
Twilight fan: Have you actually read the books? didnt think so stop following all the other haters and read it before hating.
by user2242 June 24, 2011
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Twilight Saga

1. A Pile of Shit.

2. Bad, Bad, stories that give you nightmares about sparkly Vampires and shapeshifting werewolves.

3. Cause of a disease called 'Twiharditis' that creates obsession for a overly dramatic sex life, suicidal thoughts and the belief that there is a 108 year old Peado-Vampire-God that will love them forever. The cure is to lock them in a cold, white room for 200 hours, make them watch and read Harry Potter on the go (but not GoF film adaptation, in fear of a relapse at the sight of Cedric) and mak them come to their senses. If this does not work, starve them and read Harry Potter and the Hunger Games out loud continuosly. They should see the erroe of their ways, and return to normal.

If not, KILL THEM. Its the only cure.
Person 1: Wow, I love the Twilight Saga, its so good!
Person 2: OMG, die.
by Potterheads Unite! October 28, 2012
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