National Shut the Fuck Up Day

March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.

Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.

by HH1122334455 March 19, 2021

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

giant dose of shut the fuck up

What you should give someone who talks way too loud, way too much.

Omg, Angela needs a double giant dose of shut the fuck up!! D:

by KaiitiiX January 13, 2009

Sean mc shut the fuck up

A phrase jacksepticeye says when people rhyme words with his real name

Sub: Sean mc glock lin
Sean: SEAN MC SHUT THE FUCK UP

by A person at school March 28, 2020

National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

A day on April 21st. Just shut up, dude

Dude 1: NATIONAL DISCORD MOD DAY!!

Dude 2: shut up, its National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

by Troller7164 April 19, 2021

a nice cup of shut the fuck up

A phrase used after someone has said something annoying, boring or just not adequate for the moment.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.

-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

by udgodess August 24, 2011

Please, Shut the fuck up

A phrase said by people who are having a bad day, and people that are annoyed.

Josh: I have some milk!
Bob: Please, Shut the fuck up.

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 31, 2017