shoobie

one whose hobbies include attending beaches at which they know they are not welcome, and are frowned upon by local surfers.

It was a beautiful day to surf, yet the shoobies were taking up all the good waves.

by randy orton May 24, 2006

shroom stamp

When a man has been with a woman and his member is in any way tainted by any type of smearable substances and uses the head of his member to apply a shroom stamp to her face. These stamps may be applied gently and lovingly or popped on quickly.

your forehead was the obvious spot for a shroom stamp!

by Chip Kimbal February 7, 2007

Shooby

Plural is "Shoobies"

Used to define obnoxious tourists. They usually come in vans equipped with kayaks, and are 40+ years.Shoobies believe they know everything about your hometown because they read it in a brochure.

Tourist: Did you know that The Old Sow is the largest whirlpool in the western hemisphere?!

Guy 1:.....Yeah,I've lived here my whole life man.

Guy 2: Jesus,what a shooby

by .LitiumKris June 23, 2009

shroom bruise

when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo

i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

shnooble

NOUN; Someone who licks the anus of a turtle habitually; A turtle anus licker.

VERB: To lick a turtle's anus (usually in a habitual fashion)
also SHNOOBLIFICATE

Coined by Jake Holtz 2005. All Rights Reserved.

Other Forms:
shnoobled; shnooblification; shnooblificate; shnoobling; shnooblificating

NOUN FORM: I know why he likes turtles so much: He must be a fuckin' shnooble!

VERB FORB: Jake Holtz predicts that in 10 years every pet store will have a sign in front saying 'NO SHNOOBLING'

by Xanthippos Kakistos March 24, 2005

shroom buttcheeks

the underneath of the tip of the penis, where the skin folds into a buttcheek shap

She licked my shroom buttcheeks.

by montron April 17, 2004

Shroom bagged

It's when you t bag someone so hard that you leave a mushroom tat on their forehead

I came down that bitch so hard I shroom bagged her.

by deathcapt November 18, 2009