Shaolanjiao

Boyss penis never wash after that pee got the smell ass urine smell and shit aoligei smell

kai yang shaolanjiao so nice smell like perfume got girl want to eat these shaolan tonight and must put some seasoning and protection like condom and herbs put paprika and curry powder and the shaolanjiao so it will be tastier for the girls.

by Ganinaalanjiao699 August 26, 2021

Shoelace Express

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.

2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.

"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"

"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Shoogalatoükkiens

Meaning cool, amazing, radinotical, and wild.

Alpha, “Lilly your so *shoogalatoükkiens*”
Beta, “Awh thanks Nasir”

by RezX_ExoTiiC May 6, 2023

Alabama shoelace

When you perform a good lynching

“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.

“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”

by farty turds March 4, 2019

Black Shoelace

1. If you were to wear black shoelaces around your wrist or ankle this means you’re anti-gun violence

2. Anti-gun violence/ anti-school shootings

Kids will often wear black shoelaces around there wrist/ankles in a silent protest

by CM2005 March 13, 2019

Texas Shoelace

Flossing your ass with a shoelace in order to clean it.

“Every night John gives himself a Texas shoelace.”

by TexasJohn May 2, 2019

MP Shootah

A nub, generally a decent boi but still a nub.
Likes Brazzers and is cozy with Legend

Dude..the MP shootah is decent

by Protato October 3, 2019