Shnomit

When a very drunk person with a respiratory infection or intense allergies sneezes and simultaneously vomits as a result of the sneeze.

"Did you see Mike shnomit all over that girl last night?"

"I can't drink around cats. It makes me shnomity."

by Melissa N. March 7, 2008

Shnoggal

When you Shit (hence the "Sh") on your girl friends noggin aka head. (hence the "nogg")... Therefore alleviating (hence the "al") her need for a Shnoggal.

Dude I ate a lot of food for dinner last night and gave my girl the biggest Shnoggal of he life!

by Phuck with a PH January 28, 2009

shnoffinhoffer

This word means anything that you want it to.

"man max was really being a shnoffinhoffer last night, he couldnt keep his hands off my sister."

by shnoffinhoffer May 11, 2010

Shnoply

When there is nothing to say that can be replied appropriately or you are in an awkward situation and need an escape you should say Shnoply

Sally: What are we doing?
Willy: Your Ma
*Sallys Ma is dead*
*Willy forgets*
Sally: My Ma is 6 ft Under
Willy: Oh... Ehhh ... Shnoply
*Willy Runs Away*

by BitchyFartSniff September 18, 2011

shnooper

Genitalia, most commonly the penis. Used by old Yiddish ladies or used mockingly by their grandchildren.

Did you hear? My grandson Dovid has quite the shnooper!

by jewboy4830 March 4, 2014

Shnoobs

North east slang for blow, as well as snuff/ritalin/adderall. Really anything that is a stimulant and goes up your nose.

Hey let's step back and do some shnoobs.
Hey shaggy lets go solve mysteries with shnooby.

by ifyoudontsinjesusdiedfornothin August 18, 2015

Shnook

To vigorously grab your pets nose with your index and middle finger as if the nose was a cigarette. As you do this you speak "Shnook" or "shnooky." You can also call your pet a "shnooker"

Come here shnooker, shnooky shnooky Shnook

by Spongeboob Squaretits July 9, 2016