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Shitdick

Adjective. Used to describe anything imaginable or possible when one is under the emotional state of being irritable or agitated.

Can also be used to describe a person or another living being or creature. Also when one is agitated or irritable, or the person in question has wronged the individual using said word.
John stubbed his toe and yelled “shitdick”

The guy who scratched my car is a shitdick

Also when you finish anal you now possess a “shitdick”
by Shadowpossum February 18, 2022
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Shitdick Fag

A bloke named Molesty, that doesn’t answer his msgs/calls.
Fuck Molesty, he cant even answer his phone, the Shitdick Fag!!
by MosesX10 August 2, 2022
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Shitdick

When a woman shits on your meaty cock when fuckin her in da ass
Mark: oh baby you shitdick
Baby: oh shitdick I'm sorrry
by BigDBilly March 28, 2023
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shitlicker

An apologist for and advocate of extremely lenient treatment of criminals, homeless drug addicts, and others who contribute nothing of value to society but actively make it worse
Since the shitlickers on the city council passed a law decriminalizing shoplifting, losses due to theft have increased 70%.
by b__b August 13, 2023
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shitdickery

where you fuck around and get shat on or shit on everyone and everything around you
he stepped into a big ol mess of shitdickery by not observing the rules of the road. causing havoc to all including himself with his recklessness.

shitdickery the act of not giving a flying fuck
by hanso frutiger September 11, 2023
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Shitrick

To group ghost a friend from a friend group, but maintain connections acknowledging past friendship.
John: Yo have you seen Josh lately

Craig: Nah we don't like Josh anymore, we shitrick him.
by HornySpider420 June 10, 2024
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Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.
"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."
by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010
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