up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip

when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it

"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip

by pyroFireFox September 18, 2018

pighujuioppipy up shit creek without a paddle

wat ure mama said wen i rolled off her last night

rory is an official cock merchant and enjoys the company of water melons (the little afgan)

by pouip December 5, 2003

Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011

You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up

Not what happened.

Hym "You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up. Your skeptical and attitude towards me and people like me is why you didn't believe me and not a lack of evidence and now you are trying to exclude me from a remedy that you only know you need because of me. This is not gratitude what you are doing here. You are trying to make it worse for me and I did not do that to you."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

shit piles up

When your life is like shit already but more bad things keep happening. Bad news just pile up on top of each other.

Two days ago I lost my cousin. And today my gf broke up with me.

Shit piles up

by Ooway January 1, 2018

Shit up

To insert a cork into someone’s glutinous Maximus and then insert a second cork into the mouth.

“Shit up Darwin!” Said Eric
Eric Proceeds to forcefully insert cork into Darwin’s ass and mouth

Tears stream out of Darwin’s mouth, he quietly begs for mercy that shall not be granted

by Lilac Petal October 31, 2021