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Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
by Pussy John March 21, 2023
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Shimmy

The local neighborhood plug who sells medical weed and smokes everyone up.
“Yo shimmy what you got in stock today?”
by Largesocks November 2, 2020
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Shimmy Squak

Shimmy Squak is a place in the clouds where I was born.
by Shimmy Squak King October 9, 2020
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Shimmy Shammy

He pulled a "SHIMMY-SHAMMY" and "QUIT" CAMPAIGNING because China deal Joe knew the *FIX was IN PLACE!
Boy, what a shimmy shammy he just tried to pull over us, would you believe it? Oh, Mary Beth, sorry I forgot you don't know alot of things but a shimmy shammy is illicit activity claims although completely baseless
by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020
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shimmy shimmy disco

When instead of going out with friends, you stay home and furiously masturbate.
"Hey John, wanna come out to the bar tonight?"
"Not tonight. I gonna shimmy shimmy disco at my place."
by Bobby Karlsson June 10, 2017
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Shimmy

When you jerking off and cum in 4 seconds. Then later when you see your friends you claim it was a day
Yo did you see Dan, he just shimmyed
by Avi. R December 14, 2016
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mongolian shimmy

Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.
With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.
by JohnnyBTheZen May 19, 2018
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