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Shimmying their asses off

When a massive event is happening and you don’t have just the fear of missing out (FOMO); you’re literally missing out.
1. My friends are shimmying their asses off at that huge party while I'm fucking grounded after I falsely accused of that dumb fight at school!
2. They're shimmying their asses off at the Super Bowl in NOLA when I'm stuck at home and forced to pirate the game.
by Weber Areiv November 16, 2025
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Towel shimmy

When you have your towel tied around your waist and you un-tie it. It doesn't fall down so you perform a hands free towel shimmy.
This morning I had a shower, afterwards i was getting dressed. I had my towel around my waist, and my phone in my hand texting a friend. In order to take my towel off i needed to perform a hands free Towel Shimmy, Afterwards i felt majestic as fuck.
by Jewish Thunder May 4, 2014
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meatloaf shimmy

A synonym for “pushing rope.”
“I told her I was ready to go, but I ended up doing the meatloaf shimmy for twenty minutes.”
by Rectangle Boy December 26, 2017
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Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
by Pussy John March 21, 2023
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Shimmy

Shimmy is a sweaty veiny muscular african man that is constantly sweaty and comes extremely close to you when it asks questions or checks what you are up to, a shimmy is friendly and religious. But often times it's sexuality is questionable.
Person 1: Hey, why is that guy so sweaty? it's like 5 degrees outside? And also why does he come so close to people?

Person 2: That type of person is called a shimmy.

Person 1: Haha! What a shimmy that guy is.
by Ice-wallow-cum-69 June 1, 2023
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mongolian shimmy

Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.
With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.
by JohnnyBTheZen May 19, 2018
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shimmy shimmy disco

When instead of going out with friends, you stay home and furiously masturbate.
"Hey John, wanna come out to the bar tonight?"
"Not tonight. I gonna shimmy shimmy disco at my place."
by Bobby Karlsson June 10, 2017
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