Shag and Gag

When you have hot, sweaty car sex and your car smells like mung ass for days.

Dude did you shag and gag in here. It smells like whore ass in this car.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

bag shag

When there is a chick that has great assets but has a grot face. You should then procede to place a bag face over her face before shagging her.

Tyler: Alice has great tits and fine ass
Anthony: I know man it's just her face

Tyler: I dunno man I wanna smash but her face...
Anthony: Man I'll get you a bag so you can bag shag her

by Thotimus_Prime November 21, 2017

shag stain

Another term for a hickey or love bite;
A scar left from kissing, sucking or biting during sexual liaisons.

Whoah, you must have got some action last night! Check out the size of that shag stain!

Teenagers think they are so cool showing off their shag stains like sexual trophies.

by veeds1 September 8, 2009

Shag Happy

Shag Happy is a term used to describe a person who has casual sex but ensures that all parties involved are pleased with the later outcome and that there is clarity in where they stand. There are no crossed wires, nobody is getting screwed over and there is no ill feeling or 'bad blood' afterwards. There's honesty between the parties involved and no tricks, plays, mind games or deceit.
Being Shag Happy relates more to the approach of casual sex and is not exclusive to only ever being casual. Relationships can still form, whether romantic or platonic and so on.

The term is heavily inspired by the Austin Powers movies, in which the lead character regularly uses the British slang term 'shag'.

I had sex with Adam last night, but it's okay, he's shag happy so everything is cool between us.

by Shag Happy Creator August 24, 2019

Shag Palace

Impressive pad that a single guy - or a rich and sneaky married dude - can whisk a panting paick-up back to for a bit of the old in out in out. Typically has some impressive "views", a fridge full of champagne and no evidence of any priors.

Dave's fucking loaded. He's got a shag palace downtown and fucks like a rabbit there every Friday when he's not at home...with his family.

by Satandog March 7, 2006

Bag and shag

A phrase usually meaning a person that has an atractive body but not face so you'd shag them but only with a bag over their head.

Have you seen Hattie, she's a bag and shag. Not so sure about her face but her body is hot. Put a bag over her head and I'd hit it anyday.

by overnunthousand October 14, 2010

Shag Show

A poor performance. A dim-witted exhibition. A performace that was lacking talent. A poorly organised event. A fiasco. A cheap pastiche.

That was a real shag show!

by lehoooop November 27, 2011