Quilt sentence

The origin came from the facebook and twitter generation of kids who were dumber than a sack of hammers, sometimes in their spaciness they'd make and still make quilt sentences.

A quilt sentence is a sentence which is compiled of 5-10 different sentences sewn together into a large WTF sentence; a quilt sentence lacks coherency and grammar.

Petty you and your disturbance=Quilt sentence

by JohnOrJOHN April 29, 2013

The Tom Sentence

the easiest and simplest sentence on a page. Often used in school as the easiest sentence a teacher could ask you to read out loud in class.

Also related to The Tom Question. The easiest question a teacher could ask you.

Wow Mingguang, LaoShi just gave you The Tom Sentence to read.

I know, it had all the words from Chinese I.

by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009

Educated Hood sentence

A Educated Hood Sentence: is when you can use a high level vocabulary word and add a slang Hood word in the same sentence or switching the slang word out for a high level vocabulary word.

Educated Hood Sentence Examples

" I need an Explanation foreal!"

" Damm that ass is Stupendous!"
" Hey fam let's get Elevated "

by Azul Rizada November 6, 2016

Lay-Away Life Sentence

Any amount of prison time which totals more than 2/3 of an offenders life, but is not continous.

"Yea, this dirtbag has been in and out of prison since he was 13 and he's getting locked up again for 10 years now. Serving that life sentence on an installment plan like lay-away life sentence bro!"

by The People's Chump January 17, 2023

sentence

1. A grammatical unit that is syntactically independent and has a subject that is expressed or, as in imperative sentences, understood and a predicate that contains at least one finite verb.

2. An authoritative decision; a judicial judgment or decree, esp. the judicial determination of the punishment to be inflicted on a convicted criminal.

1. I made a definition of urbandictionary.

2. You are sentenced to jail for 3 years

by jonnywoot September 12, 2007

Setaten

A hilarious reference to the movie Mr. Woodcock. It is used by Bill Bob Thornton's character (woodcock). It is typically followed by the last name Farley, but you can also substitute with any other last name, ie. sheehan, mcguire, nagle, and most commonly ewing. It is most effective when used to put down someone when they have done or said something that is uncalled for or have committed an act of failure.

Derek has just attempted to field ground ball but once again it goes through his legs into the outfield. A spectator will proceed to say " setaten Ewing!".

by corey from boy meets world February 26, 2010

Senator Santorum

The sub-species of santorum left behind by anti-gay politicians who have been caught in a gay tryst. The same frothy, seminal, fecal goodness with a whiff of hypocrisy.

Have you guys seen the pictures that just leaked from the Minneapolis police department of Larry Craig and his Senator Santorum?

by PAfunk April 9, 2011