Semour Asscrack

a person who really needs to buy a belt because their ass is always hanging out of their pants

dude theres a semour asscrack back there, dont turn around whatever you do!

by becalicious/hates/sara April 13, 2010

SeaMoose

A person who can't decide whether they prefer Hollister(seagulls) or Abercrombie(moose).

Emily Straley is such a SeaMoose!

by abercrombie god June 5, 2010

Curtain Sermon

a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"

Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.

by Chairman November 5, 2003

cum guzzling semon demon

An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.

Bitch you're such a cum guzzling semon demon

by Djsanders95 March 15, 2017

Rylee seamon

A dumb bitch

Rylee seamon? She’s a dumb bitch!

by Bb212121 June 26, 2019

Seamon

The worst last name to have in your high school career.

Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "Put your Seamon inside her"
Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "give her your Seamon, put it on her face"
Girl walks away

by Seamonator June 17, 2015

Semo

the act of being inseperable; combining two names to create one, whereas, when looking for one person, they will always be with the other, so combine the names and just use one.

nicole: hey, where are sara and emo-ly?
matt: oh, you mean semo?

by Semo September 22, 2008