foaming seabiscuit

A vagina. Usually one that is quite moist, produces thick white matter and has quite a salty flavor.

By fucking Angie for almost three hours, Rob turned her once thin and delicate quim into a foaming seabiscuit.

by Fav December 1, 2006

semi-virgin

semi-virgin someone who hasn't got past third base.

has not gone all the way, but has a great deal of experience

Hey, did u know that Chelsea is a semi-virgin.

John became a semi-virgin in panama city.

by THE BRITT January 12, 2009

Sebism

An instinctive and sarcastic commentary without any real purpose or reference. A sebism is often used to cause confusion and laughing.

The cute waitress is passing by and your friend says: "Oh, an ass". You reply: "Stop your sebism."

by Marc Labonté July 25, 2008

semicolon

Microsoft Word seems to think that these should go in every sentence.

What you mean to say:
"I went to the mall, however I got lost, and I had to hitch a ride with my friend, Alan, who likes semicolons. The bastard."

What Microsoft Word says:
"I went to the mall; however, I got lost; I had to hitch a ride with my friend; Alan; he likes semicolons; the bastard.

by nonoit'sjusttherain May 25, 2009

Semicrastinate

To semicrastinate is to be habitually on time.

If a concrastinator is habitually early and a procrastinator habitually late, who arrives on time? A semicrastinator.

"Several important meetings tomorrow require semicrastinate attendance."

by Steven A. Hammock November 11, 2005

Semi-tard

Definition: somebody who does something retarded, but is not retarded

e.g.
"Tim just bit his own tongue and now its bleeding"
"What a semi-tard"

by Brecknock February 2, 2010

semi-productive procrastination

(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.

also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.

DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).

similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.

friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."

by effyes September 25, 2010