SEGA thumbs

Sega Thumbs are human thumbs that bend backwards, under their own power, so far as to reach a Reverse Right-Angle. Almost all of our thumbs bend forward 90 degrees. The Left or Right Reverse Right-Angle is a feat most often achieved by Sega fans who were around when the games we are playing on our cell phones were the games that were proudly displayed on our brand new WOOD TVs!
Bonus1:Using 1 or more Sega Thumbs speeds up Text Messaging.
Bonus2:Hitch-Hiking with Sega Thumb is a guaranteed ride.
Bonus3:Sega Thumbs give great Massages.

Question-
"Honey, I'll give you head if you give me 20 minutes of your Sega Thumbs? I have a really sore back"
Answer-"Right after this game Babe E!"

by Quad Hizzo the System Master February 6, 2007

A Steven Segal

A Steven Segal is a badly rolled joint, fat and slow burning.

I aint smoking that Steven Segal.

by Liam Domonkos January 8, 2005

Sega 32X

I've always thought the 32X was a great idea, but ruined by the incredibly mediocre line-up of titles. Most were Mega Drive ports, such as Toughman Contest, Mortal Kombat II and WWF Raw.

Hell, all EA changed in Toughman Contest 32X was their EA Sports logo and a clearer sound effect. They may as well have got some surplus Mega Drive stock and rebadged them as 32X.

It's also quite sad when there's more titles canceled than there were released. The 32X almost had a decent line-up of games. Oh well.

Doom
Metal Head
DarXide
Stellar Assault
Star Wars Arcade
Virtua Racing Deluxe
Virtua Fighter
T-Mek

These are pretty much the only games that shown what the 32X was capable of at the time. The rest of it's library consists of ports of existing Mega Drive titles that bear little to no change.

by Jacko August 22, 2004

SEGA thumbs

A disease caused by playing Sonic Spinball on the Sega MegaDrive for 57 hours straight. Known to lead to cripplingly premature arthritis.

Ow my thumbs bend back on themselves. Must be Sega Thumbs.

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

SEGA Dreamcast

Very good hunk of plastic

sony roolz seems to have some sort of metal handicap, misspelling everything from graphics to dreamcast, showing the typical IQ of those who enjoy playstation 2; and by the way, how can one make fun of an original name like dreamcast, when the hunk of plastic in his or her possesion has a gem of a name like playstation, which also demonstrates the typical IQ of the marketing people in Sony.

by sony does not rule June 16, 2003

sega

Unofficially synonymous with "SEGA Genesis," possibly because of SEGA of America's renaming to Genesis from the Megadrive, possibly to promote Sega in America better...or something.

Random Friend/Acquaintance: "Hells yea Sonic's the man; I played that all the time on SEGA"

Me: "Schwaa?! SEGA what?"

Random Friend/Acquaintance: "Y'know, SEGA..."

Me: "Genesis? Saturn? Throw me a bone here."

Random Friend/Acquaintance: "The hell's a Saturn? Is that new?"

Sure enough we get to their house and lo and behold--a Genesis.....

by Bea. March 22, 2007

sega hater

Obviously, somebody who dislikes games published by Sega, either with or without good reasoning.

Sega Slayer is a sega hater.

by RandomSegaFanboy April 19, 2005