St. Louis Soft Serve

When a woman gets ice cubes and nesquick stuffed into her anus. Then a man inserts his penis into the anus and ejaculates thus mixing the contents into a creamy substance similar to soft serve ice cream. To finish this act, the man then dispenses the chocolately goodness into a cone by slowly pulling out his penis.

David: That St. Louis Soft Serve was good!
Tonya: Yeah, I guess my ass is good for something!

by Gag-on this December 28, 2007

To Protect and To Serve

Phrase: the motto of the Los Angeles Police Department.

'Displayed prominently on all LAPD vehicles is the phrase: To Protect and To Serve".

by speedog May 3, 2010

goth served

to be goth served is a higher degree of serving. it is from the south park episode that makes fun of the movie, You Got Served. In many circles it is condsidered a higher form of being served and more severe. Others think of it as being served about a goth (or, occasionally, other scene) faux pas. Still some believe the only way to be goth served it to be served by a goth. This includes any form of serveage.

see: serve, You Got Served, or goth

::Bob trips for no reason and falls flat on his face::
Billy: You just totally goth served yourself!

by version 2.0 May 23, 2005

Attention Seeker

Someone who engages in crying/fake drunkness/tantrums/telling you they're depressed but not saying anymore/poking you repeatedly in the hope that you will fall in love with them and give them an ego trip. Often found in Drama/Dance/Expressive Arts classes up and down the country. Almost always Female.

If youve never known one, then you must live in a remote village somewhere in Kazakhstan.

by Real Rock Fan November 10, 2004

sbeve

everything and nothing at the same time

what is the answer to life you ask? sbeve.

by blahfive06 April 18, 2019

Sausage Seeker

Someone (gay male or straight female) who’s primary objective is to locate a male mate with the aspirations of participating in sexual activities.

That bald guy I met in Wisconisin is a complete sausage seeker. He is always trying to get cock in and around his mouth.

by Blackhills October 8, 2009

Chicago Soft Serve

A game where you shit in a cone in a circular motion to simulate soft serve ice cream. You then freeze it. Then your partner eats the shit as fast as they can without getting a brain-freeze.

Dude wanna try this new game ? You shit in a cone and eat it! It is called Chicago Soft serve.

by black jesus4356 August 14, 2016