Someone who replaces their missing toe with their dick, because no one wants to touch their dick anyway.
Steve lost his toe last week, they cut his sick off and now his dick is his big toe! He is a Scotty Chafin!
by Yo mamamamana June 30, 2020

by The Aquatic Falcon June 20, 2022

by Tha Conducta September 4, 2008

Best independent wrestler Maine has to offer since Cameron Mathews left the state. Except with a much better attitude.
by Gamefaced April 10, 2010

To be in a position to make the most difference, then make a complete pigs breakfast of it only to then try and take credit for other peoples hard work when they fix it.
We almost lost the game, but our strikers managed to get one extra goal - now our goalie is 'doing a scotty'.
by Mooseticles August 30, 2021

A high ranking figure in the criminal underworld of Scar-town. Was once known to provide certain products to french Canadians (who were possibly FLQ operatives)
Hey Pierre, lets go score some stuff off of Scarboro Scotty!
Ok Jacques, then we can go get poutine and blow up mailboxes!
Ok Jacques, then we can go get poutine and blow up mailboxes!
by Scobbler November 11, 2006
