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scotland.

the place where irn bru is served in cold glass cups in every restaurant you dine at, the place where if you drove far enough away from winding towns and cities, youd see beautiful greenish fields full of animals like wheat eating sheep and mooing cows. the land full of spirit, pride, celebration. the place to watch a good football match in a local bar, with a weighty pint of fizzy bright yellow beer. the place where the rain never stops falling and pounding off of the mostly grey, granite buildings. atop, the clouds tumble in the vast sky like washers of blue. this is scotland. we love scotland.
johnny: "Where are you from?"
erin: "A bonnie place. Scotland."
by erinorletheidk March 13, 2023
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Scotland

a place filled with neds, junkies and occasional beauty spots. absolute shithole but better than england
"im from scotland"
"im sorry"
by I fucking hate prince harry December 21, 2023
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Scotland

Off brand Ireland on sale
Fuck off you wannabees
Scotland is a place where the sheep gather round to get fucked in the ass.
by leo123456 January 30, 2024
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Scotland

Scotland is a good country
Oh yeah Scotland thats the most gloriest country
by anonymous November 12, 2021
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Scotland Christian Academy

To learn absolutely nothing and be able to smoke and vape with out punishment.
Person 1. “ yo you think we’ll get caught at Scotland Christian academy skipping class and getting high

Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”
by The plug of course September 8, 2021
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Scotland

Scotland is a constituent (not independent) country that is a part of the UK (United Kingdom) Which is an independent country.

Scotland used to be an independent nation known as The Kingdom of Scotland, until 1707 when the Royal family of England merged with the Royal family of Scotland, forming the United Kingdom. The UK only used to be made up of England and Scotland.

The capital of Scotland is commonly mistaken, many people think it is Glasgow, but it is actually Edinburgh (pronounced Ed-in-burr-uh, not Ed-ing-burg).

It is home to the largest mountain In the UK and all of the British Isles, Ben Nevis (1,345 m tall)
Friend: I'm visiting Scotland Tomorrow.
American Citizen: isn't that part of England?
Friend: No you stupid Troglodyte, Scotland is part of the UK, England is a separate thing.
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bees buzz better in scotland

when something is more expensive than usual
friend: “woah! this jacket is so expensive!”
friend 2: “you know what they saythe bees buzz better in scotland!”
by yma8ronaele August 10, 2021
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