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Shock Troop

An elite force in any setting, Shock Troops set the benchmark for excellence in their field of expertise. Can travel in groups or as a one-man wolfpack. Shock and Awe is the mantra of these highly skilled, yet often, unrefined individuals whose motto is, "Best of the best; Fuck all the rest!"
Bob: Man, this shit's impossible, we're gonna have to figure out another way!
Joe: Dude, Fuckabunchathatshit!!! Time to call in the Shock Troop(s)!
by Shock Troop General July 29, 2011
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donny shocker

origin: doncaster, south yorkshire, united kingdom
a sexual act performed on a female.

how to give her a 'donny shocker'

basically you use pretty much your entire hand, move it towards the vagina as if about to shake hands, then arrange your hands as follows:

"one on the clit, three in the slit and one in the shit" once you have the correct hand posture - move hand back and forth until satisfaction is achieved
when seeing a chav girl say to mate "bet she's 'ad a donny shocker"
by uchiha madara May 28, 2009
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the Franklin Shocker

When two or more girls are scissoring (Rubbing their vagina's together in a manor that resembles scissors) preferable with full bush's and then touch something metal. The static electricity formed from their muffs bumping uglys, shocks the person that touches the metal object.

see also The Shocking scissors
"Hey look we both have huge bushes! Lets scissor and then both grab a door knob, preforming the Franklin Shocker"!
by Thick Pants October 21, 2010
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Shock the Puss

Attaching a dog shock collar to the exterior nasty parts of the female vagina (usually with tape) and proceding to shock her for entertainment value. The act was originated and made popular by the "Bubba the Love Sponge" radio show from Tampa, FL now on Sirius Sattelite Radio.
BTLS- "Today we have a good show for you we got Maddy Yokum comin in at 3 and later we'll have the cheetah girls in and we'll shock the puss"
by John Gladney August 25, 2006
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Vulcan Shocker

Somewhat like the original wordshocker/word (two in the pink, one in the stink) except for your hand utilizes all fingers (except the thumb) in the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" sign. Therfore changing it to "two in the pink, _two_ in the stink."
John's girlfriend liked the Vulcan shocker so much, she wouldn't let him do the original anymore.
by glenitals.com March 12, 2003
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Shockey

Jai Eazy: 'That's Bullshit Shockey'
by Prokiller_226 April 24, 2010
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pussy shocked

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.
Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.
by Brian_D December 18, 2007
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