The Blackberry business school

A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.

Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!

The Blackberry business school by Twiggybloke February 23, 2011

Old School, Business-Oriented Conservatives

Non-MAGA conservatives that used to be common pre-2016. Typically defined by their tolerance of LGBTQ and legal immigrants, tough on illegal immigrants, pro free trade and deregulation, pro Ukraine, pro NATO, pro Taiwan, pro Israel, campaigns on low taxes stance.

John: also alot of MAGA beliefs are super super harmful to alot of people, like sometimes i see MAGA shi and feel personally scared to an extent.
Theo: Wait, is Matt a conservative?
David: He isn’t the MAGA kind of conservative. He is an Old School, Business-Oriented Conservatives
John: Welp, that’s good to hear that he isn’t MAGA
David: Same

Old School, Business-Oriented Conservatives by NothingXD May 16, 2026

Schoolbus Scenario 

When you are trying to tell a legit story one on one, but it might sound perverted or disgusting if other people hear it.

The person listening can't hear you, or doesn't understand it at first, so you yell. Simultaneously, the entire room gets quiet.

You end up embarrassed and a wierdo for several minutes.

Matt: "What? I couldn't hear that last part, say it one more time."

Scott: "I said, I stuck it in the hole crooked, so she didn't give my money back!"

Matt: "Owch man, total schoolbus scenario, sorry."

Schoolbus Scenario by omgrebaomg April 22, 2009

dirty schoolbus 

When during anal intercourse you urinate inside of your partner. Yellow and brown like a dirty schoolbus.

She was totally pissed when I gave her the dirty schoolbus.

dirty schoolbus by Mogged March 9, 2008

deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus 

When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.

On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.

deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus by dickcheney December 5, 2007

Schoolbussed 

Commuting to work and you’re stuck behind a school bus that has to stop at every effing street to pick up one child because stupid helicopter parents insist upon it.

I’d be there already if I didn’t get schoolbussed on my way in this morning

Fuck. I’m schoolbussed.

Schoolbussed by ejm5062 May 28, 2018

schoolbus 

Similar to the minivan, it is the act of inserting one fist and one foot into the vagina, and one fist and one foot into the rectum. Called the schoolbus because its 10 in the front, and 10 in the back.

Devin Holder flipped Dayna upside-down on her head and gave her the schoolbus.

schoolbus by everrit22 October 27, 2010