Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023

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Schlinglebob

Engaging in schlingbobbing.

King: Don't you dare schlinglebob at me ! You don't deserve my nut !

Blacksh: eUGhhggHHH >.< !!

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

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schminkle • schminkle butt • schminkleborting • schmickles • schmincledorf • schmingle • Schmingled • schmankle • Schmicklebobble • Schmickled

Schlinglemaxxing

The process of improving the ability to communicate in the sacred language of schlinglebob, hence, schlinglemaxxing.

Blacksh: A day not schlinglemaxxing is a day wasted.

Receptionist: Sir, this is a morgue..

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

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Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.

Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"

by IMSZac January 26, 2024

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Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.

Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"

by IMSZac January 29, 2024

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