schmeck

Unit of time it takes for a duck to urinate.

"just give me one quick schmeck"

by underock January 29, 2024

schmearing

When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.

Holly loves schmearing unsuspecting dudes at the bar!

by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024

Schmeckle

Dirty. Ugly

Jenna: ewww discord mod your a schmeckle Discord mod: yeah pheromone maxxing

by I kid that loves TTC June 17, 2025

Schmeckldwarf

A word that can mean anything good or bad it is used to describe someone

Schmeckldwarf a word with a description that means good and bad depending on the scenario.

by Lei the sigma February 25, 2026

Joe Schmeckles

A person who is gay.

That guy is a real Joe Schmeckles! He isn't staying the night is he?

by theunknowning February 2, 2025

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022