Schadenfriday

The day where you can finally laugh at another's misfortune and not be taken as a heartless bastard.

See Schadenfreude

B: Ha! You just stepped in dog shit!
M: That's not funny, these are new shoes.
B: That just makes it funnier. Besides, it's Schadenfriday!

by Nate Ecks February 17, 2009

Marcel'sche Haubitzenanalogie

When you are so tilted that you just start playing bad on purpose to tilt even more

Marcel ist schon wieder so tilted, der baut gleich wieder Haubitzen "Marcel'sche Haubitzenanalogie"

by Taito1234 January 31, 2022

scheduel

ske-dool

A battle between the stuff that you want to do, and the crap that you have to do.

Based on his previous experiences with my prioritizing, Jeff knew that his party invitation would be victorious against homework in my scheduel.

by palooza09 August 26, 2010

scheck

cool, ill, off da hook you bad muther fugga

ellie that cast is scheckin'. this translates to: man ellie that cast is sweeeet as the milk from a mothers bosom.

by Lauren April 15, 2003

The Schedule

A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.

Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule.
Cameron: I've been on it since I started eating those cafeteria meals.

by abbott_j October 31, 2009

Marxist Schadenfreude

When one takes pleasure in inflicting misfortune onto the rich and powerful (regardless of intentions).

Some of them suggest that he's not so much a champion of the oppressed so much as an adrenaline junkie who uses powerful and amoral opponents as a source of Marxist schadenfreude.

by The Logical Fallacy May 23, 2018

schdatenfreude

(noun) The happiness derived from hearing about other peoples dating misfortune.

Usually associated with excessive online dating.

"The joy I felt in hearing about Andrea’s eight comically bad match.com dates last week was more than partially schdatenfreude."

by playtiming October 2, 2007