sandusky

The horseplay by jocks in the showers or locker room areas of gyms or workout places that under a different context might be considered homo or creepy. Such horseplay may include snapping of towels, sliding on the shower floors like it's a slip-n-slide, lathering one another up, and making incidental body contact during said horseplay. Often, sanduskies become more frenzied when guests are invited into the shower areas and even more particularly when those guests are minors.

Eyewitness: "Coach, looks like you and that kid were kind of being a little gay in the shower the other day."

Coach: "Na, come on man, we were just having a sandusky."

sandusky by Perv Johnson November 15, 2011

Sandusky

Sandusky, Michigan--NOT to be confused with the more common Sandusky, Ohio--is a "city" in the thumb of Michigan. There are about 2,500 people living there and you don't have to be a redneck to live there. Some very civilized individuals live there. However, many use very interesting vocabulary. For example:

-"warsh" instead of "wash"
-"zink" instead of "sink"
-"chimley" instead of "chimney"
-"reef" instead of "wreath"

Some people escape from this town and others simply don't. It depends on the kind of person you are. As far as simplicity goes, life is very simple there. It is a very kind community, for the most part, and everyone knows everybody. In a sense, it is comforting but in another, it gets kind of annoying.

Either way, Sandusky has it's little charms and growing up there is quite the experience. :)

"Where are you from?" -random person I just met

"Sandusky...not..." -me, trying to explain that it's not Sandusky, Ohio before I get interrupted

"OH! You must go to Cedar Point a lot! That's sooooo coool!" -same random person

"No. Sandusky, Michigan. I'm no where near Cedar Point." -me

"Oh. Where's Sandusky, Michigan?" -same person

*points on hand*

"Oh, never head of it..." -same person

Sandusky by drumzforevs February 22, 2011

naked sandusky 

When you stand in the shower with an erect penis and just stare at other dudes.

I was in the shower at the gym and this guy was totally giving me the naked sandusky.

naked sandusky by ace freeley November 9, 2011

Some Sandusky Shit 

Any flagrant sexual talk/action to or about minors.

Bill: Hey, isn't that your sister, Lisa?
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.

Some Sandusky Shit by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

Sanduskied 

A football term used when a defensive unit blows a late-game lead.

The Steelers sanduskied any chance of victory when the Ravens marched 92 yards in the game's final minutes.

Sanduskied by UhOhJoePa November 7, 2011

Sandusky

Sandusky is a Town in Sanillac County, Michigan. It’s slowly becoming A mini Port Huron, which is already a mini Detrot.
You can often see rednecks with lifted trucks driving down the Main Street in town, crack heads wondering the streets, and people freezing their asses off ass it’s located in Northern Michigan.

Person 1; Hey have you been to Sandusky?
Person 2; You mean Port Huron Junior? Of course! Where else would I get smack from while driving to the north part of the thumb?

Sandusky by xTheOneWhoKnocksx March 17, 2019

sanduskied 

to bone a girl in the shower doggy style

dude i sanduskied that bitch last night

sanduskied by purplelungXXX November 11, 2011